lol...needed that laugh after reading this shitty story.

Yep, 1987 belonged to The Joshua Tree, for better or worse.

Air-cooled 911s have superior torque ratios, according to Liberty Mutual.

/Jalopnik circa 1999

Mr. Polo Shirt is either a perverse mad genius with just enough anti-motorcycle rage fueling him to destroy a scooter, or one of the most unfortunate people to ever get behind the wheel of a car.

It’ll be autonomous with a CVT.

Doesn’t this qualify as a Participation Trophy?

More like 100 Days of Solipsism.

I imagine Trump opening wrappers and finding huge bites taken out of his Big Mac’s. Then blaming Muslims.

My wife and I are both public school teachers who work with economically disadvantaged students at “low performing” schools. Our four kids attended the elementary school where my wife teaches. They’re all doing fine and thriving.

Looking forward to the inevitable Clarkson quote supporting Apartheid.

“6 3/4 litre”...that’s awesome. I wish more automakers did this, especially BMW.

You’re what’s wrong with ‘Merica.

He took a short cut to the digital tire-gauge outlet store.

Floridians...

The base Porsche model is a total myth. I think they’ve done ok for themselves.

Even his podcasts suffered as his fame grew. I remember listening to a James Blake interview (I think right after the famous Federer-Nadal Wimbledon match) and it was really shitty as it was obvious that Simmons wasn’t paying attention to Blake’s answers.

It’s original to me and that’s what counts!

Nah...but my mom’s Colombian.

I’m in the minority here in that I was never a fan of the original TG but with those two hosting, I’d tune in every week.