None. Ten years isn’t long enough for any new car to appreciate a “ton.”

Cup holders and 7/11

A white cap for the white dude...black one for the black fellow. What's Vettel?

Is that even her real name?

Wow, the JFK "magic bullet" didn't swerve as much.

Especially the SL. Ugh.

I concur. My wife really likes to use her rabbit while stroking me off.

The article isn't titled "What do you think about masturbation?"

I think every Jalopnik post with/about Chris Harris starts with "Chris Harris is a lucky, lucky man."

Bill Ford: It’s such a fine line between stupid, and uh...

Explains the squint.

This peasant is going to have a blast for $2550.

He looks like the love child of Jeremy Clarkson and Rodney Bingenheimer.

I agree. But he's still an easy target.

Behold, this is what stupid's dad looks like

Hey now...

Prison City...is that Detroit’s nickname?

That’s odd because Ted Cruz’s plate is DICKHEAD and no one has complained.

I know...Diet Coke is really bad for you.

my “Jesus turning wine into urine” impression.