As a kid, Marty Jannetty was my favorite wrestler. He wasn’t as flashy as Shawn but I couldn’t help but root for the guy and every Royal Rumble I watched I thought “THIS is the year he ends up pulling it off”

Opioids are the tip of the iceberg—if the officials were smart they’d test for testosterbone.

Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

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Winds of Fate Blow Brian Kelly’s Career Off Course

I bet Brian Kelly hopes this’ll all blow over, preferably with Douglas Randolph inside a scissor lift.

Brian Kelly would never recklessly endanger the health of a Notre Dame student.

He’s a heart monitor wearin’, oxygen mask wearin’, wheelchair ridin’, medical helicopter flyin’ son of a gun. And he’s havin’ a hard time keeping his blood pressure numbers down! Woo!

Wow. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Boy! Every Single UndeRhandEd Thing On DRIves to the hoop Negates King james’ YOlo UndeRpants OVulAtion cunniLingus Turtle shINE!

+ 3/5^ths?

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

If this had happened at Notre Dame, Brian Kelly would have blamed the players, the trainers, the mascot. Then ND would have given him a 5 year contract extension.

Hopefully these kids’ lives won’t be ruined, and if convicted they’ll be eligible for Kalamazoo County’s special “Row The Boat” work-release program.

Don’t watch whatever Toy Story movie it is where the kid grows up and gives his toys away!

What is that beeping sound????!!!!

Riley also told Van Gundy that Tolstoy originally called War and Peace, War (What Is It Good For?) but his mistress made him change it

What a POS rapist.

Sure you can call the hotel local number for information, you can’t call and simply requests a guests room number. That’s more or less front desk agent rule number one.

My favorite player of all time. His 1995 season was perhaps one of the greatest offensive seasons in history (despite it being a shortened shortened season). I actually came to hate Mo Vaughn for stealing the AL MVP from him that year.