Most expensive coffee I’ve had was Kopi Luwak. Tasted like shit...... Not really. It was actually quite tasty. 

Technically Carr’s are unleavened.

Pesach will take on a more immediate meaning for many this year.

I prefer the taste of Carr’s Table Water Biscuits, which may not be Kosher, but you can schmear more “stuff” on a Manischewitz Matzo. All of these unleavened breads, like hardtack, are also good to keep around as snacks all year long and as emergency rations. Just in case.

You should set every Cadbury Egg on fire because they’re garbage.

“A lot of it has to do with how we talk to each other. Compliments on a woman’s appearance, that some men, including me, might have once incorrectly thought were okay, were never okay. Not then and certainly not today.”

So the sound engineers at MSNBC can finally recalibrate their sound system for normal human volume.

This is every job I’ve ever worked.

Shut the fuck up with your bad-faith interpretations of their articles.

This one isn’t as good as Adele’s theme from Skyfall, is MILES better than that bloody cheezefest from Chris Cornell (RIP) that sounded dated the minute it premiered, but can never touch Duran Duran’s View To A Kill.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

My read is that Ortberg equated pedophilia with homosexuality as well as gender dysphoria, so his take was that the parishioner was trying to get better but Lavery and his wife weren't, since they transitioned. "How can you understand someone trying to fight their immorality when you decided to embrace yours" type of…

There were a couple of times recently Danny gave some pretty awful advice and I remember someone in the comments gently wondering if there was something going on in his personal life, now I’m even more impressed with that person’s insight.

dear lort, there are levels upon levels of fuckery here

Good for Danny!  I love his advice column and had no idea he had this kind of background. It's hard to do the right thing when your parents are on the wrong side. 

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

You can tell Megyn didn’t see the film. The movie pretty much lambasted Downey’s character as an actor that got so into his role that he thought that doing that was a good idea. I mean in the last act of the film Downey’s character realizes how fucking dumb he is and wrong he was to demean others with stereotypical…

Megyn, the joke in Tropic Thunder was directed at stupid White assholes wearing Blackface, not at Black people. There’s this thing called context, which happens to be very important. You and Justin Trudeau can take a long walk off a short pier with your White nonsense.

But that didn’t happen and he spent much time and ink asking, repeatedly, for Wallis to get an “HRH”.  So he may have expected the nation to call him back or for the Nazis to help him back but, in the end, he still wanted her to have that HRH.

It’s not petty. It actually means something with regards to placement, money, and respect.