the thing is, Joe Rogan is...a fucking idiot?

This, truly, is the autumn of Big Mick Energy.

Oh shit. I thought the first half of the video was great... I’m so glad I kept watching. “New York Irish cop energy” has given me the giggles.

I’m just here to be off-topic and report a murder.

1) What was amazing about this interview was watching it while Twitter literally blew up with pictures of Prince Andrew looking flushed and sloppy, untucked shirts and khakis, with fakebake tan party girls all around him in various places around the world. Being LICKED.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I stopped watching this ages ago when ABC started bending over backwards to try and reach Conservative audiences. The View and several other shows suddenly had to have a token Conservative.

Conservatives have more targeted media coverage than probably any other group on the planet. ABC can miss me with all this…

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

While I wholeheartedly agree, one minor quibble - I would call this an Ethical Life Hack. Telling that herb to go fuck himself is chicken soup for the soul.

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

I love you all very much. Thank you for being such a delight to write for.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

Imagine if there was an actual audio recording out there of Trump joking about sexually assaulting women! That would bring down Trump for sure! There wouldn’t even need to be an investigation! Someone look for that tape, there must be at least one out there!

I have lived my entire life in IHOP states. When I get to the part of the country that has Waffle House, I always go...and I always feel the way Anthony Bourdain did eating at the place.

Why s this article written like Puddles hasn’t been around for years now and is low-key internet famous? Has he really never been on this website before?

I just finished El Camino, came here to read the review, and saw this. Broke my heart.  It seems strange to think that an obituary might need a spoiler alert.

Badger and Skinny Pete are amazing friends.  

Nah. I want no chance of him being made a martyr or put on a pedestal. I can just imagine his followers deifying him as the best president after Reagan. I want him to be led away from the WH in handcuffs, hair mussed from his struggle with the Secret Service, raving like a loon, in a McDonalds-stained wifebeater and…

“...in my great and unmatched wisdom...”