“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Any part of his family that knew his history and openly supported or enabled it can eat a big one, honestly. There’s a pretty clear lack of innocence there.

Only people I’d feel sorry for are children and family who didn’t know said history(which can’t be possible considering his infamy).

Hahahahahaha! I imagine him being escorted into the White House Break Room to watch a VHS tape while sitting in a folding chair. “Here we see Will talking to Erica. Will thinks Erica looks very pretty in her nice blue dress. What should Will say and do next?”

/dying

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Okay, and.. now I really want to know how accurate the, uh, physics of it all is. That looks extremely floppy. Is that a thing? I know the breast physics are off (will anyone ever get them right?), but... this is something I really want to know, but am too terrified to google.

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

First thing I do when I get pulled over is turn the dash cam towards whichever side window the cop is likely to come up to. Then of course when they ask for my license and whatnot I politely (even if they’re an asshole it’s never a good idea to antagonize) inform them that my dashcam is recording, as is legally…

White folks get that one invaluable asset that the “colored” folk mentioned above don’t: The benefit of the doubt

Not shitty training, finely honed racism.

Dashcams are important.* If you can get one that can link to a cellphone for upload to the cloud, even better.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

We’ve had shitty governments before. Enough of the doom and gloom, start thinking about what you want and how to help achieve it. Start now, because elections are in less than two years.

soooooooooo states rights until they’re doing something we don’t like?

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

At least MSNBC has Maddow and Hayes. They are a nice counterbalance to the Lawrence O’Donnell “Look At Me, I’m Lawrence O’Donnell” Show and the Giant Shouting Head.

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

So a man goes over to another man who he believes raped a woman and still congratulates him. FUCK ALL THESE ASSHOLES and fuck the patriarchy. I hope Trump will be the one to kill it once and for all.

My worst nightmare is being the sort of women whose bloated husband visits one of these places on the reg. And not even being allowed to get annoyed when he wastes hundreds of dollars tipping some 18-yr old he clearly wants to bone. Just supposed to pretend like nothing bothers me. La la la guess I’ll take all this…

@girlinthegarden: With the mom. End.