If Pat Benatar is to be believed, it’s for children...

I mean, you figure that would have been violated when Hannity reported on Michael Cohen without disclosing that Cohen was his own lawyer as well...

She’s a prominent translator of Aleksandr Dugin, so I’m guessing she’s also a piece-of-shit. That said, she doesn’t deserve to get beaten. No one does. 

Do they have churros? Like real deal churros? Because Mexican hot chocolate and churros would be the fucking bomb in the morning.

Why is his facial hair a circle? And how could anyone sleep with him?

I mean, I see what you’re talking about and am just as critical of the cops in real life as you probably are. However, taking an anti-cop stance for Spider-Man would be a new narrative on the character and perhaps not one that’d be especially welcomed by many. While all superheroes are, in a sense, vigilantes who work…

Mushrooms aren’t plants...

I kinda did an eye-roll when I heard about this show. Borat and Bruno were funny back then but it’s just so 2000s.

I imagine all conversations with David Cross are difficult if the other party is a woman. I used to love his comedy but he strikes me as yet another self-centered dude who pontificates and talk down around women. Grew up in Georgia probably being only one of the intelligent book-loving educated people around. Never…

How the fuck is this banned on Twitter but fucking Trump can incite violence against journalists and generally trash-talk anyone critical of him?

I’m sorry but considering most restaurants in the country are only open due to hard-working immigrants working their asses off behind the scene, I have NO problem...ZERO...with restaurant owners/managers doing this to an anti-immigrant Administration.

The corpse of Anthony Bourdain. All those years of alcohol abuse must be keeping his body preserved.

*Jemaine

I already had a crush on Anthony Bourdain but seeing him step up against Batali, a longtime friend, and criticize his behavior (and generally strongly support the #MeToo movement) just makes me swoon.

That’s pretty fucking funny coming from an Irish-American...

Forgetting about Quicksilver? He didn’t see that coming...

I would love to have been a fly (or spider!) on the wall when Marvel told Sony that they were killing off Spider-Man... I wonder how long they waited before dropping the other shoe.

Not to mention, Ross brings up Harlem... (from The Incredible Hulk).

I’ve never had the British versions of Cadbury but American chocolate (outside of artisanal shit) is largely garbage. It’s almost always too sweet. I find that I can’t enjoy Hershey’s like I did when I was a kid. Maybe my taste buds grew up but also Hershey’s and other American chocolate/candy companies have been…

I was clear, don’t put it on me if you don’t understand what I’m saying. I’m saying that what they did was bad, no doubt about it. Awful even. But it’s worse to lose this country to Trump so we gotta check our priorities the first which is: Win elections.