That grimdark tone works for The Dark Knight because that’s become the defining trait for that character since Tim Burton’s film (and one of many reasons why people hated the Schumacher Batman movies).

It’s Tobey Maguire...

I was about 20 when I had my gall bladder removed due to gallstones.

Jon Hamm, not John.

The Flash is a goddamned delight... Psychic gorilla, shticky villains, King fucking Shark, time travel, alternate Earths. It revels in its comicbookiness and Gustin (and the rest of the cast) is fun. Sure, it’s a bit formulaic (How many plot problems can be solved by Barry just either..running faster..or believing in…

Paterno didn’t molest children. Sandusky did. Paterno just looked the other way while he was doing it.

“Watchmen” not “The Watchmen”.

You’re probably not going to care about this or consider it “mewling”. Fuckin’ whatever.

Louis C.K. thinks it's OK to take out his cock in front of women without their consent.

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Is the goat consenting? Because goat sex is one thing, goat rape is another.

No. I want him to spend the rest of his life behind bars. Away from his wife, his millions, his comfortable house and bed, and his adoring fans. I want him locked up with rapists because that’s what he is. That’s where he belongs.

I still wake up itching my arms sometimes, 3 years after the last infestation.

Asbury Park Press. Not Ashbury.

I don’t think what Hershey’s makes can really still qualify as “chocolate” given all the additives.

Also, the phrase is “bean-to-bar” not “bar-to-bean”.

Despite being remelted, Mast Brothers is still not “candy”. It’s remelted Valrhona, for fuck’s sake.

I think you’re using the word “itch” to mean “scratch”...

Catholics have some really fucked-up ideas about gay people and, ESPECIALLY, about women. But dammit, they’re excellent with philosophy and science. Especially the Jesuits.

And their vote carries the same weight as anyone else’s.... Scary.