I’m screaming. This is amazing.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

WUT.

If just erotica? Ok. As an example of BDSM? KILL IT WITH FIRE!

But so far, and despite significant coverage about how the eldest Trump remains one of the president’s closest and most trusted advisers, little that Ivanka claims to lobby him on in private has materialized in his public policy.

This never gets old.

Yeah, fuck me for getting fucked up by birth control and letting it almost kill me. I deserve to be uninsurable for the rest of my life.

Counterpoint:

Because people who lead “good lives” never get cancer, strokes, ALS, etc. He’s pretty long in the tooth to be tempting fate this way. I would never wish debilitating sickness on anyone, but in his case I’ll make an exception.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

I LOVE HER

And then Michele Lamy said “Hold my drink, Rick. I’m going to show these kids how to do avant-garde.”

This does not have enough stars!

This is incredible...and terrifying.

Let’s be real, Anna only wore that boring-ass frock because it lets her wear her terrible Manolo mules, which her baby toes are always trying to escape.

Oh, FUCK THIS lady.

“The prospect that contraception would always prevent the conception of a child is preposterous.”