Do you think Jones is practicing his surprise face, or will he just wing it when he’s inevitably informed Hardy’s murdered someone?

A “real leader” in his field, nobody thought of making a couch out of guns before Gregory did.

And if he says "(expletive) America" to the wrong red-blooded 'murican, he'll be drinking his lunch through a straw for a few months... if he's lucky.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.