He is listed as probable for this weekend.

The real sin is hearing tons of Bostonians pronounce “carport.”

wow now there’s a women who stands by herman

You’d think Dennis would understand that they were going back to Kendall at some point.

Unless...“Even Janitor” was a decoy, and “yes” was the real audible.

You know who has the hardest time finding the pandas?

Way better than Scott Norwood, who booted and didn’t get back to anything.

this is all terrible and awful and horrible and all, but then you remember kanye put his into kim

Fact: Rodney Harrison isn’t the only one at NBC Sports to have used human growth hormone; Dick Ebersol originally formulated the first Bob Costas.

Not bad.

only 6 people in the theater?! i really thought at the very least there’d be be 8

+1

I could understand his quitting after two questions better if he was a UNC alum.

+1

oh thank god. you had us all worried.

goddamn it murry cant you fucking read

Brett Favre never injured himself, but he did need to replace two sets of spectacles and a pair of tweezers.

That fridge really tied the room together.

“This drinking problem could’ve been from years ago.”

“The fun starts when you ignore the question entirely.” is good GOP debate advice.