Because having a hockey team is the best of times and the worst of times?

What a strange Hill to dye on.

I love this.

Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

+1

Masturbating to pictures of kevin love in a celtics uniform?

This is a terrible comment. I would say it’s because it’s making light of domestic abuse, but it’s also not even in the same country as funny. It’s blindly saying this thing is like that thing and one of those things is domestic violence.

Nice.

+1

No publicly-funded automatic plastic sheet? Per usual, I would have thought taxpayers would’ve been on the hook for TARP-related payments.

zug zug

“I wish I’d ordered a something in a bigger glass. Who is the bar back?”

“The performance has already been forgotten!”

Like Carmello gives a s̶h̶i̶t̶ caca.

But at the same time, they’re 5% alive! Like Ted Williams!

+1

I remember once, long ago, when I was playing high school basketball, we were in the middle of nowhere. We’d just beaten the pants of our so-so rival HS that had graduated 3 players to D-I basketball. Lonnie, my best friend and our point guard, had just been “mackin’” on a girl (that’s what we called it) when I…

“I didn’t watch it because, God, who cares.”

Pablo Sandoval: [swings at pitch]
Pablo Sandoval: [misses]
Pablo Sandoval: [curses]
Pablo Sandoval: [spits]
Pablo Sandoval: [adjusts self]
Michael Jordan: [swings at pitch]

That’s good.