RMJ=H's posts

In third place and winner of this one of kind, never-before-been-seen piece of bellybutton lint shaped like Barbaro…

Greetings and salutations. How has the contest gone? I haven’t been following, save for enjoying that dumbass marmol…

Hello again, my friends. IT’S REC CONTEST TIME.

"Hi there, welcome back, Sugar! Hard to believe it's been six months. How have you been? Good? I thought so.

Tom Izzo: "You're going to be asked questions about this. The media are on it. Now, I'm sure many of you have strong…

When I was a kid, Mom sent me to basketball camp for a week during the summer. A sleep away camp on a mountain in…

Staring upward, my confidence half-ing.
So debonair, it's just right. No gaffing.
I broke out the knuckle.
You let…

"That mock draft hurt my vertical."

Hi.

This is Malcolm Brogdon, redshirt junior guard for (my squad) the Virginia Cavaliers.

Kristoff was drunk. Filthy. Stinking. Drunk.

New York, NY

Do you have a funny comment? Would you like to make it but the post is closed? Put it below. Don't worry about what…

Elsa sat quietly, drumming her fingers. Waiting.

1. King Slender

1. Havarti

Friday puzzle time! Guess your favorite NBA player-candy mash-up! All players are active unless otherwise stated.

Much of the ballyhooed press following Virginia's beatdown of Syracuse has focused on the Tony Bennett narrative: his…

I am lazy as shit. I like reading the funny comments you all make.