Hey, if you like it—we love it, Nick!

Pookie and Ray-ray Voltron Nick Cannon is out here shooting up the club with four different IG models. Four different single mothers running four different broken single parent households with a single stretched thin part time father.

“Trust me, there’s a lot of people that I could’ve gotten pregnant that I didn’t. The ones that got pregnant are the ones that were supposed to get pregnant.”

“I’m like a seahorse out here,” he explained.”

I have friends that went to Howard and when they were younger they embraced their assumption that they were blacker than my University of Kansas self. Then most of them grew up and realized that sometimes the chicken at a gas station is kinda fire. That being said, Howard isn’t the shining citadel on the hill that I…

I’m pretty cost conscious, but as I think of it as mostly charity (and the rest personal gluttony) I don’t weigh the size of the box.

My kid participated this year and they did quite a lot of things to modernize and improve the cookie program (which I DREAD). We hung door knockers in our neighborhood since my husband and I were both home and couldn’t bug colleagues at work where there is some stuff competition with other coworkers. Daughter had a…

Don’t tell anyone, but a significant portion of sales (oh, let’s say 15 million/200 million) comes from parents taking the sign-up sheets to work, either with or without a child in tow, to let coworkers get a crack at buying the cookies without being accosted by strange children outside the grocery store. That didn’t…

People found out about the cookie dough nanobots receiving DNA altering 5G waves from Satanic pedophiles hunkered down in their pizza bunkers.

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The only adequate response.

I am neither rich nor famous (don’t let the Grammy nom fool you; no one pays you shit for that—which is why you rock the honor in perpetuity), yet I report on wage inequity regularly (likely because I experience it). Even $40K extra a year would be a game-changer for me, as it would be for the vast majority of…

Ooof -this is the only thing I’m side eyeing Janet for. Like girl, you can complain about getting paid but the cheating and stuff...

Damn... Did Panama even offer to play you one-on-one for your heart before letting you leave?

I knew all that kumbuya about the show ending on good terms was mess.

Be around deez.

Still awaiting your steel toe boot to my shin for Cosby defending — (wink). Immense gratitude over your creation that enabled me to find community with the forum commenters. I got an additional discount on your book when I randomly discovered my play cousin worked for a corporate bookstore chain and therefore got…

Thank you for everything.

Hello! And, congratulations!

That screenshot of the old VSB blog brings back memories.