There's literally no reason for anyone to make up a rape.

Well done, you've just logically proven the absurdity of all light sabers, swords, or indeed pretty much any type of weapon ever. Great work. Really.

It has a huge diversity of innovative and fun gameplay.

Maybe this'll teach you to bug test your games before you release them. Or to bug fix them, even, as there's no way you didn't encounter these issues during development.

Within half an hour the comedy devolves from the brilliant black humour of Portal to mediocre fat jokes.

Evolution is a meaningless subject? Guess it's time for you to stop using all of that meaningless modern biotechnology and medicine.

The British flag is also part of the Australian flag.

So? You realise that this still makes you a bad person, right?

No.

Give the yank some credit: he actually knows that Australia is a place.

Charging any quantity of money sucks. Like you say, the primary content of the game - being primarily a co-op game - is really the strikes and raids. And there are what... six or so in total? That's simply an inadequate quantity of gameplay for $60. And now I have to pay $20 for a little bit more? I actually enjoy…

Wow, you got really riled up by that comment.

Reading is hard.

Well, it's not too much my own case for it, but I know that Half-life 2 was praised heavily for pretty much everything it did for years. Last of Us seems to be going the same route.

The problem for me isn't that he's robotic, it's that he's completely inconsistent. He veers from emotionless to wise-cracking to bored to passionate to apathetic to friendly. The result is that he has no character at all and is constantly sounding ridiculous. Seems pretty clear that he wasn't given any coherent…

The problem for me isn't that he's robotic, it's that he's completely inconsistent. He veers from emotionless to wise-cracking to bored to passionate to apathetic to friendly. The result is that he has no character at all and is constantly sounding ridiculous. Seems pretty clear that he wasn't given any coherent…

Why?

But it takes virtually no additional effort to make the same port to PC once you've made it to Xbox. This guy's explanation was completely inadequate. He conceded that the architectures are the same, and then said "but that's where the similarities end"... and then proceeded to list zero dissimilarities which would…

Yeah, they should wait indefinitely before publishing a final review. That'll be useful to consumers.

Me too, I just wouldn't have the gall to pretend in public that I wasn't selling out. It's like he's seriously buying his own shit. What a manbaby.