Jared, I love your complete inability to express emotion or feel physical pain.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Would Gizmodo please ask Hughes why launching a rocket to an altitude of 1800 ft yields better data than simply driving a car to the summit of a hill with say 2200 ft of altitude?

He is a fucking terrible color commentator. Just total dead weight. Worse than Troy Aikman, and that’s saying something.

optimist

I pray I never have to hear his voice again

I can’t wait for the fanbase’s reaction when he goes 7-9.

anything to keep him out of the broadcast booth

Well, aren’t you a samurai of semantics.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

You know what else got started on a Thursday? A terrible NFL tradition.

Yeah. I still don’t think he actually faked the bloody sock. But I now believe he is the type of person who would do it.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Why is Ghouliani appearing on Meet The Press, shouldn’t he be haunting a opera house somewhere?

What a horrible, frightening experience for an innocent child. I can’t believe he had to watch a Mets game.

One of those rare days today in San Diego ... it actually rained, and someone wrote a complimentary story about a San Diego sports figure.

I’m laying down still after watching it. I’m considering never getting off the couch.

Chargers’ Inactives:

Handbags at 10 paces.