so, a classic internet comment then.

Tell me you didn’t watch the piece without telling me you didn’t watch the piece.

Utah is an absolutely gorgeous state that is regrettably filled with dipshits and crazies.

Oh, Ted Cruz is an infinitely superior candidate. I mean, yes, he’s odious, reprehensible, and willing to sacrifice lives and peace and freedom for the sake of his own personal hollow vanity and ambition. But he’s also smart and experienced: Princeton (national debating champion); Harvard (law review editor); Supreme…

“When there’s no more room in Hell...”

She’s so boring even the other ghouls won’t hang out with her.

Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, Madison Cawthorne. Republican voters seem to really want to elect incompetent, hateful, lying a-holes these days. It truly is the Trump party now.

Energy vampire

The undead may haunt us forever. 

Born and raised bluenoser here. I can confirm everything here.

How does Trump’s ass taste?

Exactly. A whole bunch of out-of-shape white people yelling “YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!” That don’t realize that they’re being told to do this BY THE FUCKING TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. 

FAAAAAAAAAACTS!

I’ve become increasingly convinced this is just a dress rehearsal for what happens if Trump loses in November. These people will be back, and they will be a lot angrier.

Jethros and Abners

I’ve been saying that the press should just start laughing at him for a long time now. Yeah they’ll lose their access to him if they do that but who really gives a fuck when he doesn’t answer legitimate questions anyhow?

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

What really strikes me about that photo is how bloated Trump looks. That is not a healthy looking man. I hope Satan calls his boy home soon. #NaturalCauses2020

Jared, I love your complete inability to express emotion or feel physical pain.