Or maybe to continue to be “better”, she needs constant care. Thus a conservatorship.

There is no evidence for that. In fact, all available evidence shows that Britney is happy with the arrangement.

Because she was about to kill herself and/or her kids. There were not options, as she was and probably is severely mentally ill.

That is a strawman argument, since Jamie has never actually done that.

He’s not running for president anymore, because he lost.

Yeah, it really was “gracefully”, actually, seeing as she IMMEDIATELY hit the campaign trail for Obama hard, trying to win over the PUMAs.

Whyyyyyyyy does Amy Poehler love him so much? I thought he was mildly amusing as Craig on P&R but he RUINED the show for my husband, and he’s dragged her name through the mud via that Difficult People show that’s always making people mad. And he seems mean, and petty, which is not on-brand for her.

Yup. She wouldn’t be so snotty and defensive if she weren’t running scared. Playing innocent virgin to Kanye worked like gangbusters in 2009, so she’s trying it again.

I love just how deeply it backfired upon the GOP. They tried to break her and it turned into one of her most valuable weapons in a way they couldn’t predict.

Not really. It was much much closer in 2008, and the second that it was clear that Obama beat her, she packed it in and began campaigning for him immediately, long before the convention. In fact, she was the one to nominate him at the convention.

AND it emphasizes that he has accrued no honorable titles. He’s not Senator Trump or Governor Trump. He’s Donald, a ridiculous name best suited to a cartoon duck.

It’s not like there’s a precedent for the loser in a closely-fought battle suiting up to campaign for the winner and convince their crazy diehard followers to vote for the Democratic nominee! Nope. If Hillary were to lose the nomination, she would definitely take her crybaby tantrum campaign of entitlement to…

You need math like some people need Jesus. If she were four in 1990... that would make her 30 today. Which is not what she’s claiming. She’s claiming she was born in 1981. Nine is definitely old enough to be performing.

Yes, it dropped in 1998, which is, shockingly, two years before the year 2000. She was 18 in 2000 and 16/17 in 1998, which puts her at 34 and not 36 now.

Destiny’s Child was circa 2000. She was 18 circa 2000, which would make her 34 now. I DO NOT GET THIS CONSPIRACY.

Yes, she was 18! I am also 30, and I remember clearly thinking “I have to hurry up if I am going to be Beyonce by the time I’m 18.”

Khloe would go find adopt a child immediately, just to be spiteful.

100 emoji. Especially about the performances. People act like she wants to move to Louisiana and never perform again and Jamie’s forcing her to perform for $$$, but Britney has always been a driven, ambitious performer (and she loves money as much as anyone).

Let it grow, baby! It stops itching after a few days.

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