you can’t patent a concept - the “smartphone”. You have to actually patent an invention. The invention illustrated above is very different than the iphone.

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

Buzzfeed Quiz. If he were an ice cream he’d be a Dilly Bar.

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

Fuck this fucking idiot. What did he think this was? A Twitter poll?

I love my job.