Ummm, “performance Toyotas”?

Design opinions aside, it’s the worst engineered vehicle on sale in the US today. I would trust a Fisker Ocean (no long on sale) or even a VinFast before taking a Cybertruck on the road.

The one on the bottom looks like the murderer

Can we implement a new rule on Jalopnik that whenever you write about a car that isn’t going to be available in the US, you state that upfront? I was already pulling out my checkbook by the time I got to the bottom and you crushed my little heart.

Why does it have this confused look lol like it just witnessed a murder

ACAB. 

I just wish they had similar hard ons for Nazis, Proud Boys, MAGA degens, and others of their ilk.

Cops seem to have a hard on for sovereign citizen loonies, which I heartily approve of. I just wish they had similar hard ons for Nazis, Proud Boys, MAGA degens, and others of their ilk. Guess that’s tricky though considering so many of their fellow cops are sympathizers of these groups, if not actual members.

There is a silver bullet to stop climate change. Stop polluting. And most of the world population would be happy to do so. The problem is some very rich people make money from polluting, and they don’t want it to stop. And they spend billions to prevent any goverment from making them stop polluting. Instead those…

“Now you’ll have to shell out an extra $3 per month on top of the $139 you already pay.”

FIFY. Important, because one is monthly and one is yearly.

Wow, I just (a few minutes ago) wrote a post recollecting the idiotic fans claiming that Musk somehow magiced up some trick to make the CT aerodynamic, and how fucking stupid they were.

Shocking!

What will your excuse be come summer? 

No matter how much you stan for him, Elon is never going to notice you.

Aaron Rodgers used to present as pretty normal and even thoughtful.

I love it that when gas prices go up it is the presidents fault (democratic only) when gas prices go down it is not, according to my BIL.

*raises hand*

BMW really has become a caricature of itself. 

FWIW, Benioff and Weiss are -also- working with a completed series. They could adapt material like a maniac; it’s when they had to make new stuff from, at best, a rough outline, quality fell.