Ummm, “performance Toyotas”?

Design opinions aside, it’s the worst engineered vehicle on sale in the US today. I would trust a Fisker Ocean (no long on sale) or even a VinFast before taking a Cybertruck on the road.

The one on the bottom looks like the murderer

Can we implement a new rule on Jalopnik that whenever you write about a car that isn’t going to be available in the US, you state that upfront? I was already pulling out my checkbook by the time I got to the bottom and you crushed my little heart.

Why does it have this confused look lol like it just witnessed a murder

ACAB. 

I just wish they had similar hard ons for Nazis, Proud Boys, MAGA degens, and others of their ilk.

Cops seem to have a hard on for sovereign citizen loonies, which I heartily approve of. I just wish they had similar hard ons for Nazis, Proud Boys, MAGA degens, and others of their ilk. Guess that’s tricky though considering so many of their fellow cops are sympathizers of these groups, if not actual members.

Wow, I just (a few minutes ago) wrote a post recollecting the idiotic fans claiming that Musk somehow magiced up some trick to make the CT aerodynamic, and how fucking stupid they were.

Shocking!

What will your excuse be come summer? 

No matter how much you stan for him, Elon is never going to notice you.

Aaron Rodgers used to present as pretty normal and even thoughtful.

I love it that when gas prices go up it is the presidents fault (democratic only) when gas prices go down it is not, according to my BIL.

*raises hand*

BMW really has become a caricature of itself. 

“They felt betrayed by the company because they were promised they wouldn’t have to go through another shortened timeline after the release of their previous game, Call of Duty: Vanguard, which was made under a similarly constrained development cycle,”

You certainly managed to draw a lot of conclusions about games that are 100+ hours long without actually playing them, based entirely on very small amounts of information. Clearly, we have found our new authority on the subject.

Shocking that people aren’t wild about $60k (at 7% interest!) cars with limited, often-broken charging infrastructure and insane repair and maintenance costs.

That BMW XM looks like a lego car.  That front end is epically awful.