I dunno, she’s missing the haunted look I’d imagine Lightning would get farming trapozehedrons and platinum ingots for 20 hours.

What is with Republicans and going through weird, acrimonious divorces?

Oh god, the norms!

Put up or shut up, Warner.

This is, like, Exhibit #95039 that this administration and its goons represent the people that voted for them.

I think I have some vibranium dust in my eye.

What horror show will be nominated to replace Pruitt? A literal tire fire? Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet? James Inhofe?  

Maybe token support, but I don’t think the greater Virginia GOP likes Corey Stewart very much either after he pulled stunts like these: http://www.richmond.com/news/virginia/government-politics/general-assembly/corey-stewart-brings-toilet-paper-to-state-capitol-calls-republicans/article_ea1ac097-de5a-531a-9c65-2af58385…

Kaine better not blow this lay-up election against the guy who lost against the guy who lost to charisma powerhouse Ralph Northam.

Between this and taping his ties, I suspect someone in the Trump orbit owns 3M stock.

Maybe this is all some weird-ass scavenger hunt.

When I do litter walks around my neighborhood, I don’t look nearly this cool.

It’s worth pointing out that all of the candidates in the Virginia GOP Senate Primary are all about as charming and enjoyable as a case of testicular torsion. Nick Freitas is a no-hope libertarian goon who’ll be lucky to get 20%, and Corey Stewart is a Trump-loving scumbag with such hits as:

Sounds like there’s a market for my Christian film about a white, middle-class American who uses his faith and the Good Word to summon the strength to win a hot dog eating contest.

See also: Jeff Sessions

Good lord, conservatives have a lot of stuff to boycott. Macy’s, the NFL, Yeti, Netflix, Nordstrom’s, Keurig, Starbucks, Cheesecake Factory, and that’s just off the top of my head.

Lay off man, that’s the wedding ring from the union between his neck fat and that shirt collar.

I don’t know. For these bloodless ghouls, the stuff that seems to get them off is starting bullshit consulting firms with names like Integrity Solutions

Dude does more projection than a Cinemark

+1 expert witness