I don’t take his word for it, because I never trust a man with two first names.

Good ranking, but David Tennant’s performance as Killgrave would put Jessica Jones S1 in the top slot imo. Vincent Dinofrio was truly great as Kingpin, but Tennant was even better.

Do they give you an e-ticket if you buy in person at the box office?

We should expect nothing less from a man who keeps a pencil behind his ear while holding a laminated play sheet.

* 7 minutes adjusting his pencil just so, to convey he’s the kind of guy who’s always working on the most efficient game plan to procure more Devil Dogs.

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

Since they made all that money, can they buy Amber Heard a nicer wig for the sequel? It looked like something from a cheap Halloween costume, or Barbie hair, after Barbie has been in the bathtub (which is appropriate, I guess).

I’m glad that he came out and addressed it, I’m glad that it wasn’t malicious, and I hope Ndamukong Suh understands why a clarification like that is necessary given his past behavior and reputation.

It’s all love

Does twitter have an embedded location function? Is Mr. Fitzgerald in fact tweeting live from Mr. Suh’s basement?

Holmes and Watson are camping. Holmes squints gnomically up at the night sky. “Tell me, Watson,” he says. “What can you deduce from those stars?”

Has anyone seen Gwnyeth Paltrow (with a head) recently?

Sounds like Stephen A. is angling to write a book with Merril Hoge.

Air the whole clip, at least. He continued, “That’s why I’m proud of huffing paint thinner and things of that nature, because it’s only a habit, not an addiction.”

...you can’t get addicted to something you never try. This isn’t cancer. This isn’t Alzheimer’s disease, dementia, or something like that. This is self-inflicted.”

I 99.9% agree with you.

If some asshole doesn’t vote for Mariano just because they don’t believe first-timers deserve a vote, then that asshole needs to have his voting privileges revoked forever. After fucking up the Ken Griffey Jr vote (he should have been 100%), Rivera is the absolute embodiment of the 100% vote.

Curt Schilling not only espouses vile and utterly repugnant personal and political beliefs on the reg, he also defrauded the state I’ve called home for the last eight years to the tune of $75-plus million dollars. He’s a terrible businessman and a terrible human being..

He also deserves to be in the HOF and it’s absurd…

Gordon got the jump on the suspension news this morning

The NFLPA agreed to the policy that included weed. And now both parties are looking at getting rid of that policy. Sorry but hundreds of players know and understand this.