The Saints also played on Thanksgiving, so they had the same amount of rest.  

It’s a good thing you we’re wearing that helmet, Sir!

Listening...

I’m not gonna lie, I masturbated to the Pizza Shuttle commercial.

This may be a controversial opinion,  but I think once someone hits 40 they should stop going by “Booger”.

The CGI, faceless, NFL Blitz-esque renderings of players that they use are by far the worst part of any football broadcast that’s currently airing.  Yes, even worse than Jason Witten.

Let us not forget...

I’ll defend The ‘Burbs and The Money Pit to my fucking grave.

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

I will accept my role as SI feature writer now. 

3-36-1

You can bake one cake but it does not make you a baker.

Garth Algar.

This Is Spinal Tap is still one of the funniest movies of all time. Up there with Airplane and Caddyshack.  

Let’s be honest: Spinal Tap hasn’t been relevant since the fourth drummer died.

Counterpoint: your opinion sucks.

Can I raise a practical question at this point.

‘Tis a lucky bun day, indeed.