This is the break Peterman's looking for. 

He deserves it more than Jerry Fucking Jones

This is terrible for Smith, but on the bright side, this is a perfect opportunity to sign a quarterback who’s out of the league right now, and has been involved in his share of controversy, but could really turn a team around with his level of play.

He’s a perfectly fine QB in an era where teams are starting either future Hall of Famers or a rotating dumpster fire, so it’s tricky for some ppl to talk about him, I guess. Being a #1 overall hurts him in the minds of some (not me) because of the expectations. He genuinely seems like a good guy and handled the…

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

It feels like that was probably the end of Alex Smith’s career, which is really sad. I realize that he doesn’t get that much respect here, but the dude has done a lot and I was hoping that he would be able to at least quit on his own terms after this season or the next.

Joe’s doing great in his new career of person who offers condolences to victims of grotesque leg injuries.

How many practices does Flacco need in order to throw 6 yard dump off passes on 3 & 10?

Griffin doesn’t have to be brilliant elite, he just has to be competent.

Bah gawd, that’s Nathan Peterman’s music!

I’m amazed that visors are still a standard feature on every car ever produced. “Oh wow, that sun sure is bright. What if I drive blindfolded for a bit instead?

Also feel like they’re fairly responsible for a lot of the popular sentiment against climate change especially in the mid 2000s

Instead, Grandpa represents all elderly people (I guess he’s just the one really old guy in town?)

I’m not one to criticise a journalist’s approach to, uh, journalism, but I find the AV Club’s South Park coverage to be just, like, so weird. The first-name basis with Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the attempt to reverse-engineer a cogent ideological statement out of every episode, the way you discuss theme as though…

Unfortunately, instead of ice cream and cars, he now wants people to give up soy sauce and RDR2. I’ll be honest; the soy sauce thing I don’t get. That he would want them to give up the game seems like a reference to Rockstar’s poor treatment of workers who were rushed to finish it, and the fact that most people…

Jesus fucking christ, man.

Rob Mcelhenney is a fucking treasure. I kind of tired of “Always Sunny” (still a good show) but I was shocked when he got fat for the show. And then I was mad when I saw him get in shape because I’ll always be closer to fat Mac than shredded Mac. 

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

We Built This City is neck and neck with Sussudio as shittiest 80s hit.

For whatever reason, Chidi’s “WHY?!?!” being pushed into the water was my biggest laugh.