“Twelve fucks in a minute? Wait, was he on the boat with us?”

And that would be the last time anybody named Anderson caused Vikings fans to swear about his foot costing them a chance to score. 

Probably because referring to anyone who writes for the A.V. Club as a bonafide “critic” of anything is an insult to to critics who actually..You know, have some knowledge of their subject topic and aren’t paid shills pushing a political agenda.

The episode wants to admit that Gore was right, while still making fun of him.

I’m so tired of seeing this pointlessly reductive description of the show’s ethos. It’s never actually been “people who care about things are dumb”, it’s more of “some people will pretend to care about fashionable causes purely for the sake of their image/ their own ego, rather than out of any genuine altruism”. Which…

“That people who are being self-rightous about things are dumb and deserve to be mocked.”

Subtle difference.

Maybe Trey and Matt weren’t intending to say that

Don’t worry, in addition to everything else, I’m sure there will be a dead Ned redemption, too.

Is it hard to wake up every morning just begging to find shit to get offended about and self-victimize yourself over?

Michael Irvin must have been a veritable lawn sprinkler by this point.

Pretty sure Mahomes runs this play like twice a game.

Raven’s coach Harbaugh was later quoted as saying “there should be a rule against that”

He got elbow deep, into the crease, before he pulled out!

Best true Manute Bol story: when he played for the then-Bullets, there was a rumor about how he had killed a lion in the Sudan.

Jeff Ruland piped and said he’d killed the lion by shooting a free-throw at it.

2015: Probably Age Of Ultron, but I’d like to see a write-up on Ant-Man.

Favorite band? Duran Duran

Man, am I the only one who still thinks The Dark Knight is an all-time great? Well, I’ll carry this burden. 2008 was a weird moment overall for superhero movies—even at the time, without the benefit of hindsight, you could feel things changing.

Once you look at Aaron Rodgers insane stats as a starter you really to have to accept that Mike McCarthy is a war criminal for only getting this team on Super Bowl, right?
Like when you’re basic plan is, “Don’t get completely crushed and then let Aaron Rodgers win it in the fourth quarter,” and you can’t even manage…

That dildo is no big deal, according to BBC.

Slick Dick Flicker Nicked, Charges Stick