Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

Booger’s commentary is the best of anyone on MNF.

Look at this fucking guy. The only thing keeping him from being a movie villain is a cat.

The logical move would be to free Booger

What was wrong with it was Tony Siragusa.

Larry is the best receiver in history not named Jerry Rice. Yes, Moss was incredible. I’d still say Larry is better. Just look at the list of guys Larry has caught a TD from.

Kurt Warner (HOF)
Carson Palmer (competent/occasionally good)
Josh McCown (trash)
John Skelton (trash on fire)
Matt Leinart (bad at quarterbacking,…

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

Rodgers gets to go home and add to his years-long list of reasons why he’d be justified in murdering his teammates and coaches.

In the Northern Hemisphere, sure.  But to an Australian, it's the other way around, y'see.

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

Carroll called the play “the Aussie sweep.”

Why not let them sell the team to Hank Scorpio again?

When reached for comment, Pat Bowlen said “(he) can’t remember the last time the Broncos were this bad”.

::Follows Rhyader’s advice::

Throwing off of your back foot accurately several times per game isn’t a weakness. It is being a better athlete than those who cannot do it.  Why don’t people understand this?

A Google search for “Patrick Mahomes raw” turns up 106,000 results.

They worried about him being a system quarterback. They looked at Texas Tech and saw that it had made Graham Harrell an NCAA record holder in 8 categories.

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?