Pretty sure he was buffaloed.

I saw one of the alternate endings in which Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons spills a bucket of water on the Terminator and he short-circuits while performing an imitation of Curly Howard from the Three Stooges.

I look forward to the Raiders being the first team in NFL history to draft 3 quarterbacks in the first round in next year’s draft.

Much like feelings, the Jags offense is no good when they Bortle it up.

Bortles II: The Re-bortling

The played their Super Bowl in week 2 and had a let down after that.

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

Only one major QB (Jimmy Garoppolo) has gone down for the year, and that was the result of a freakish non-contact injury. For the moment, QBs have never been healthier.

“Are you trying to imply something about me kid?”

Hey everyone, we found one of the guys who reads and comments on every football article to tell everyone how he quit watching football entirely. This version even comes with specific talking points about the supposed unwatchability of the product on the field that I guess, he, uh, heard about from somewhere.…

GREGGGGGGGGGG

Re: kids pouring drinks: you should take submissions about how kids make their parents irrationally uncomfortable. Like when my son clearly has to pee but spends five agonizing minutes bouncing around on all fours, kicking like a wild horse being broken. Or how my daughter has to balance everything on her plate before…

R.I.P. Peoria Joe.

then say goodbye to a recently deceased cameraman.

Also, the Jets play in Jersey’s asshole.

It’s pretty obvious—the Dolphins are gase-lighting us.

What’s the NFL’s end game here? Isn’t having to start Osweiler for (at least) three games punishment enough?

And he sounded like Tim Meadows’ “The Ladies’ Man” character from SNL. 

I’m not sure I buy West’s explanation, but only because it’s not self-aggrandizing enough.