I can’t believe how much 14 year old me looked forward to reading this bozo’s column each week. Of course, 14 year old me’s favorite band was blink-182 and had no friends, so I guess that kind of makes sense.

Yet another reminder that people like Rick Reilly and Peter King continue to have lucrative careers, while Paul Zimmerman was rendered unable to communicate. Any concept of cosmic, existential justice is laughable.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”

That would be scrumtralescent. 

I still get giggles thinking about his skit with Drew Barrymore when he asks with a degree of verbal weight “What was it like...working alongside with the E.T”

He asked your mom last night.

I want Will Ferrell playing James Lipton to be the new permanent host.

I’m really interested in the idea of how and whether and under what circumstances a person can move past the wrongs they’ve done. I really like Gibson as a director and wish more directors would emulate some of his films (for all the lip service to diversity, not many directors have matched Apocalypto, a movie that…

A poster called it that Werner would be the weak link of the German crew in the comments from a few episodes back. Kudos to that poster and apologies that I can’t remember who it was. 

i actually really love the nuts and bolts of the super lab building process.

Papa don’t preach - Nacho’s in trouble, deep

Kim Wexler at the end of this episode be all like:

Plot twist: Kim continues to drive DA Ericsen batty, until her career implodes and she sadly veers down the sordid road to meth junkie, ending up in prison for tipping a stolen ATM onto a man named Spooge.

I don’t know. People mess up (and are messed up). I’m not in the position to hire or dismiss Mel Gibson, but I don’t hate the idea of him getting another chance.

“Let’s do it again.”

I know that eventually it will all come crashing down like a battering ram into my genitals, but it sure is fun now.

As a Chief’s fan I’m super excited at the very real prospect of Mahomes putting up 40+ points per game.

He’s fucking awesome. What have we done to deserve this unlimited optimism?

Also, I had no idea until this week that Ryan Fitzpatrick had six kids, with a seventh on the way.

I love Cryptkeeper Al Davis. I’m not sure why.