I’m hoping he sics the bikers on them.

And now, Maya Angelou, for Froot Loops..

Yes! That was a top ten SNL. The morning TV show sketch where they devolve into cannibalism because the teleprompter broke.

No, because I’m freaking out at the idea of him and Reg E. Cathey living together. To be a fly on the wall in that apartment, my god. 

Don “No Soul” Simmons is always the first character I think of when I see Grier.

Possibly a hot take here, but for me DAG was the funniest and most standout performer on “In Living Color”. He was so, so, SO good, almost Phil Hartman-esque at how he could both anchor and completely steal a skit. I could spend hours pointing to the best clips.

He’s had a great career but my favorite is his cameo in Amazon Women from the Moon

No need, I can add on! Sex boat, Whizzinator, “kickass” offense, whipping a kid’s scrotum with a tree branch, straight cash homey, a Wario-esque owner who defrauded his partners and had to pay an $84.5 million judgment, the list continues. I fully expect Drew to be even more savage to the Vikings than any other team.

I don’t completely blame Drew given how much the Vikings have sucked for his entire adult life, but this WYTS is basically the Deadspin equivelent of:

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

When did they take it off the cover?

Sherman was right

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

Why does my boss keep asking for shit? Doesn’t he understand that I need to anonymously share my opinions/half-jokes with strangers? It’s like for fuckssake can we just hire another person to do all this shit that I am not interested in doing? Also, can we talk about a raise?

I would say I have an addiction to the internet, but it’s not like I’m on Deadspin in the middle of the work day reading and commenting on stupid shit while missing pretty important deadlines.

Or GILFs. Keep that crap out of the thumbnails.

I think Trump, like me, soured on Penthouse back when they started showing ladies peeing in the photos.

They’re not that elaborate.

You could tell me this team was an elaborate hoax and I might believe you.