So, they can’t take Jerry’s statue down, but I don’t see any reason why they can’t turn the panther statue around to make it look like it’s mauling him.
Barf
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How dare you besmirch the good name of the real Foghorn Leghorn.
David for the win!!
When Cam Newton is feeling it, there’s not a better football player on the planet: not Rodgers, not Brady, nobody.
My wife and I were in KC a few weeks ago and waited in line at Joe’s for like 45 minutes on a Tuesday evening at 8 pm.
This is garbagiest, trashiest take in the history of trash takes. And I grew up reading Jason Whitlock. #CarolinaBBQIsAWarCrime
I had Chiefs season tickets with a few buddies during the Trent Green/Priest Holmes era, but I ended up letting them lapse after we had kids and my interest in football started to wane. I’ve been to a few games in the years since and HOOO BOY are there some dumb motherfuckers out there at Arrowhead now. Yes, I know…
Meanwhile, Jerry Jones remains infuriatingly healthy.
My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.
I use the handicap stall every time I poop. It’s always cleaner and I like all the kicking room i gots in there. Really let’s a man relax while he’s trying not to let other people here him loudly fart out sprays of shit in a public bathroom and being labelled as “that guy” as you walk out in shame.
I quite like the cartel bits. Especially Nacho. But I enjoy his silently stewing stoicism.
“Just a large cheese pizza...sliced.”
They make Goodell’s dong look HUGE tho
I can’t remember the last time I deliberately watched a MNF game that didn’t involve my favorite team. The matchups always seem to be shitty, and the games even worse - it seems like NBC gets the better of the matchups. It used to be required viewing. But there are Thursday night games. On Saturday I can watch any…
Happened last year already, actually. It was a meaningless game, but still, let us have our things.
I remember watching his dad pitch at Shea as a middle reliever, and I knew almost immediately that he would go on to have a son that would play under an NFL coach that has horrible clock management abilities.
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Gotta love the way this guy plays!
YOU THROW YOUR SCORECARD IN THE GARBAGE BECAUSE YOU’RE ONLY A FEW HOURS AND A COUPLE HUNDRED HEARTBEATS AWAY FROM THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH. YOU’VE WATCHED YOUR FRIENDS AROUND YOU DECAY AND RETURN TO DUST. YOUR FAMILY BEGINS PATRONIZING YOU AT A LEVEL YOU HOPED YOU WOULD NEVER REACH, AND SPEAKING OF THAT YOU CAN…