That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

In a game against the Almighty Himself... Belichick is still within one.

Hey, when your husband looks like a taller, more bloated Haley Jo Osmont, you have to go on the offensive.

Don’t read too much into it. “Who/what/when/where?” is Eli’s thing

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

“And that’s how I became part of a family that, really, didn’t give a shit about football.”

ULTRA MEGA FUCK that commercial!

Years from now, you’ll tell your grandkids about the Arians/Palmer glory days, and those grandkids won’t give a shit because they’ll be Cowboys fans.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

I was swatting at a mosquito and I ended up with one.

I tried to hail a cab today and I accidentally picked off a Christian Hackenberg pass.

She probably just transposed the names when she referenced her notes.

She also couldn’t keep straight who told who they should want to stay on Gus’ good side. That one’s just weird.

Sure is good to have Jimmy McGill insisting on accurate trash pop culture references again: “Actually it’s Jaws 3D.”

Spending a week off to wander around Jacksonville seems a little harsh. 

Laces out Ryan!

What Pats fan honestly gives a shit about the 16-0 regular season given that they lost the Super Bowl?  Certainly not the bandwagoners, who invaded every sports forum like locusts that fall and then mysteriously disappeared the day after the loss.

This team would not be appreciably better off if Ray Finkle kidnapped all of its quarterbacks, which is sad.