Well, PB was.

I think if any change is going to happen it'd be after this "future" happens, like time travel or a visit to Prismo that can change everything…

This is too sarcastic and sad. :x

PHEW THANK GOD HUMANITY HAD ORGANIZED RELIGION, SO THEY ORDERED PEOPLE TO ALTRUISTICALLY KILL PAGANS, LGBTS, ENSLAVE BLACK PEOPLE, ETC. Yep religion definitely affected humanity in the best senses! </sarcasm>

I believe living thousands of years could affect anyone's mental heath… Don't forget to consider the circumstances they live, their job, etc…

It's revealed that she was the one who imprisoned FP in the lantern when she was a baby.

Ditch the car example, it involves too much "papers".
Go back to a simple item like a teddy bear. If the buyer (the Sky Witch) doesn't know about the origin of item and pays the price for the transaction do you really believe the right thing to do is to forcibly take the item from the buyer? You essentially stole the…