I think people are having a hard time buying that a beloved show can have substantive faults.

Bring out the Dancing Ewoks!

Erik maybe?

Did William infect himself with the bug he was carrying? Maybe he'll just wait it out until he dies and not give anything away.

I'm paraphrasing, but "it liquefies your insides until it all comes rushing out of your anus" was tip-top delivery.

Erik, no!

"Fortunately, she has since learned the lesson that you should never fix anything until after it has caused devastating problems if you want to get any credit for it."

Vonnegut is really the go-to "mind-blowing" first author. I stumbled across Cat's Cradle as a 13-year old, and it was just one of those "holy shit" moments that I guess everyone who reads him for the first time has. "This is everything I've been thinking and struggling with that no one around me understands, except so…

It immediately reminded me of that South Park Rob Schneider gag:

You're misremembering. Bernie didn't go independent. He has been an independent since he was elected to Congress in the '80s and has never been a member of the Democratic party.

Because his appeal exists only in circles of about 40% of Republicans, i.e. like 15% of this country. Expand the voting base and he will get walloped.

I think that makes you a liberal.

I've been trying to tell people about why they should watch Baskets, and it invariably comes down to me telling them joyously about Louie Anderson playing a woman, to which I just get blank stares and a change of subject.

Teenage sentimentalism has left a soft spot in my heart for Blue October's "Hate Me," which opens with a message from the lead singer's mom during a dark time in his drug addiction. It's not as good of a song as anything on this list, but it obviously comes from a deep place, so it stuck with me. Nothing worse than…

No, that doesn't happen.

"…Rabin needs to die…"
-Mike D'Angelo, The A.V. Club

Edit: I made a mistake. Guess I should watch the show before commenting.

My whole body hurts now.

Hey, that sounds like my father!

I said it before, I'll say it again. It pains to me to think that this man is capable of sleeping at night.