THE THETANS MADE ME DO IT!

I actually was not a big fan of The Master. I just knew that PTA is like a god on this site. It was some of the best acting I've ever seen, but I also walked out of the theater wondering what all of it was for. I think Ebert said he felt like he was "grasping at air."

The Tree of Life, The Hunt, Take Shelter, Moonrise Kingdom, and Her.

I ignored Scott Pilgrim on its release and have apparently been oblivious to the high amount of praise for it. Excited to check it out.

In Soviet Russia, AV Club trolls YOU!

I am also disappointed in the noticeable lack of War Horse on this list.

Knew it would be The Master. I'm a little surprised to see Frances Ha so high. I guess I need to revisit that one. It really didn't blow me away on the first watch.

"I say this not just to give other people in a similar situation hope, but mostly to brag about how amazing my first time was."

God, I agree, but I've really got into butt-eating porn. It's some weird shit. I don't think I have the guts to try it, but watching other people do it is a weird turn-on.

I think it can probably be fairly explained by the whole "sexuality is a spectrum" thing. Doesn't mean you're interested in sleeping with women, but it might be a natural indicator of not being "exclusively gay" or whatever.

The part where they didn't show Jonah Hill's dick long enough. We wanted more!

If you're Jesus, it's the first option. The hero stuff gets made up later.

Robert Loggia is 85 years old! Drink your orange juice, kid.

That ending was so awesome. The balls it took to kill off a major character in a horrible fashion and then just switch to everyone praising Jesus at a rock concert. Much respect.

A+ for A Serious Man. Indeed, the best damned movie that Coens will ever produce.

Such language. Sounds like you lived long enough to see yourself become the villain.

I haven't seen Family Guy in forever.

Hunger is still my favorite, but I think Shame deserves more love than 12 Years. I think it could make it.

DEATH PANELS

I'd be good with that. That movie got shit on by everyone I know over the age of 40. SUCK IT OLD PEOPLE!