THIIIS MOVY SUKS! THEI DON"T UNDRSTAND THE CHRCH ATALL!

I read Victoria Jackson as well but I figured it out much sooner, only because I didn't think that was something that anyone would ever brag about.

If my dad wanted to read, he'd open a book goddamnit! And he's never done that in his life.

Don't forget Brian's Song, in which Brian's beloved black friend watches him die of cancer.

Just the tip.

And just like that Mr. Loggia is finally up above average. Damn you Internet and your falsely reported penis size statistics!

He's kind of a dick. No offense or anything. I know it's not cool to insult family.

My dog was put down yesterday after a long battle with an autoimmune disease, and I cried far more over that than close friends I've had who passed. Human emotions are beyond explanation, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

I embrace the randomness. I think a lot of people search for meaning during times of grief, but it just leads to more questions than you started with. I encountered a lot of death during high school (six of my classmates in a high school of 300) and I think it is one of the most humbling moments someone can go…

Bela Tarr is an interesting example in the long take technique. So much of the long take talks recently have been on tightrope acts like Birdman, True Detective, Russian Ark, and even It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. But Tarr uses his to achieve basically the opposite result, mimicking the indolent pastoral…

That show bores me to tears, but my dad is a huge fan, so I make it a priority to watch it so we have something to talk about (because otherwise our interests are not remotely overlapping). I'm glad to hear that Doug survived, though that seems a bit cheap because my memory of the show was that wasn't even really a…

I think I'll take the anonymous Internet commenter's account as gospel. He seems like a real stand-up guy.

I'd say the "Before" trilogy, Waking Life, and Boyhood.

GTFO

Welcome to hipster central. You bet we were.

It was a fine screenplay, but over Nightcrawler (sans ending, which was dumb), Boyhood (which was impressive on-the-spot writing that had real emotional integrity), and Grand Budapest (Wes Anderson, come on!)? I really loved the film, unlike apparently everyone on the site now that it's won awards, but the screenplay…

It is a weird fucking film. The everyday non-AV Club Americans are going to be in for a shocker when they run to their rental stores to pick up the Best Picture winner and see that. I've already heard so many of my friends bashing on Boyhood while trumpeting American Sniper as the greatest film of all time. My poor…

Yeah, fair point. I suppose I viewed him pretty sympathetically, as it's pretty clear that he's suffering from severe mental illness and the rest of the world continues to ignore it and let him self-combust. Then the ending happens and he goes from tragic hero to redeemed (my take) and it's just confusing.

Glad I'm not the only one who was actually expecting that. It wouldn't shock me.

I'm tired of that joke.