The ritual is very simple.

That’s rude. You should have used said “Ivanka.”

True. Twat is more PC.

Someone already voted NP, what a cunt

Just like a blind stripper, I, too, see no poll.

Lighten up Francis. 

How did you read this as an attack on your political beliefs unless you were actively seeking offense?  He just is implying that the world is uptight, and like Pavlov’s dog you show up salivating and looking for a fight.