I would in no way be surprised if she kills one of them and takes his face.

Was that the first genuinely sweet moment in the entire series?

Not that thin a metaphor. At the very least, it's a symbol of the north, so she's not gonna decide that it's that dude from Dorne.

He had two chances:

And chickens.

I'd pay money to see the girl who plays Lyanna Mormont saying that.

Unless they evacuate the whole continent.

How much information does she have about the situation on the ground?

When Jaime said she had, "three kingdoms, at best," I was trying to figure out which three and failing.

How else are you going to find the cure for CholeraDysentery?

You have clearly never lived in Northern California.

This is not particularly expensive for a good bong.

Running off with a guy you meet in a YouTube comment section?

Half man, half napkin, all girl.

And Lady Stoneheart.

Come on, your choices are a guy who's only ever been with his sister and Tormund.

Collusion!

That is a fascinating tidbit.

Not even random Unsullied, Dothraki, Ironborn, or Lannister troops?

Released in a glorious golden torrent.