I've heard that humans literally evolved so that's the most annoying frequency. Makes a lot of sense, but it doesn't make it less annoying.

I was in a band called Felonious Butthole once.

Porque no las dos?

White Russian with a salt rim on the rocks.

You don't know many hippies, do you?

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

I wouldn't call it pedophilia, but it's still gross.

Harry/Ginny came out of nowhere.

That would have been a way better film if Billy Zane and Leo had switched roles.

The book "Jurassic Park."

That's the beauty of the film. They're two random people who got together for reasons and at the end they're like "Oh, crap."

I actually know two people who have a kid together from a one-night stand and I think the fact that they were never emotionally involved keeps it way more chill than it would otherwise be.

I think it's that they both have the vibe like they're off to make some vintage pron right after the scene you're watching. They both have that "freshly laid" look.

Am I the only one who thinks Lady Mormont is trying to position herself to be queen of the North?

Much like the Democrats themselves.

I was thinking Barnes and Noble.

"Hey, baby, let me put some schmear on your bagel."

But it was passed by fish.

+1 for username/comment synergy.

You can totally tell that a dude wrote this.