This reminds me of the time she sang all the nominated songs at the Oscars and it was terrible.

Yeah I think it's a complicated situation for all the reasons you listed but that just wasn't her song to sing. It would have been nice if they could have had Ledisi sing and incorporate Beyoncé in another way. I am the biggest Beyoncé fan ever but it's not because her vocals are exceptional. She just doesn't have the…

And you are being very short-sighted. The walk from the house to the car could be rife with rogue pterodactyls, who, as we all know, feast on distracted cat-owners.

You are underestimating the danger. If the cat swallowed the rubber, it would have to go to the vet. But this person is clearly too careless to be a sensible cat owner and live right next door to the vet, so they would have to drive, and well, only someone who hates their cat would put them in a car and drive because,…