Damn, beat me to referencing a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAR better baby-related comedy from 1987.

OK, that is not disturbing AT ALL. :|

I don’t care about canon - just give me funny “Trek” jokes. :)

Dear Savage Love,

I am a student at a small Midwestern college. I never thought these stories were true, but one day...

Do ya want people pretending to be ants?!? ‘Cause that’s how you get them!

We are all entitled to our opinions, but I think it’s great. :)

Re: “Doctor Who”

OK, there is very little spandex in these movies, though.

At LEAST it’s not Clom!

For those who haven’t seen it in a while, (maybe even since they were kids - I was 10 when it came out), it’s too easy to forget what an expert and textured movie “E.T.” is.

The banal yet cozy feeling of those suburbs, the effects of the divorce on the mom as well as the kids (Wallace was only 34 in ‘82, so yeah - MARY…

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

“the deeply stoned Star Trek: The Motion Picture”

“Charles Forsman (a.k.a. ‘the left-handed Frank Miller’)“

Huh?

I know this is gonna come off as trolling, but really... does she sing about anything other than breakups?

I honestly remember almost nothing from that show other than that line. 

To life immortal!

K.

(Hangs head.)

I did that too.

What’s going to save us from all the comments from people who didn’t read the article carefully?

‘Cause I thought it was pretty clear she started with dried beans in all cases.

I’ve done some acting.

If you let yourself feel it? Yeah - you REALLY feel it.

And then the scene ends and you let that feeling ebb away, and if things got hot on set you apologize and hug it out and everyone’s OK.

Fucking shit.