I am also much more forgiving of this movie’s flaws than I should be. :)

I that really the kid's costume?!? Jesus God.

A guest turn by ALF is always welcome! I love that irrepressible orange scamp.

I don't get it NOW.

“Puppeteer's hand"? Pah! They're not puppets - they're robots! Like us!

I'm working on my third degree and have never lived in a dorm. Feel I've really dodged a bullet.

When did Lupone do "Les Mis"?

I can’t even tell you why, but I want to batter Zach Braff with steel rebar.

“Sky High" is terrific. What MONSTERS don't like it?

(Shot of empty chair in Batcave.)

*Mooresey

The “Rogue One” footage was fine.

ALL THE BETTER.

There was cookie dough at some point, at least.

“Mullet festival”

“That’s silly, Lois. We look nothing alike. For one thing, Superman does his hair like... THIS. I do my hair like... THIS.”

“Whew! Glad I got that brand sanded off.”

Those are all awful and you should be nationally ashamed.

Yes, yes, I'm sure he'll be fine. What the HELL is "CW Seed"?!?

The local branch of Klingon Assault Group is burning him in effigy right now.