“There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

It is a sign of how out of touch with many things I was in 1999 that I had never heard of Goodie Mob and had no idea they were in the movie as supervillain versions of themselves.

It is a sign of how out of touch with many things I still am in 2018 that I still had not heard of them until reading this review.

Anyway,…

Wll, maybe he's been through a lot of stuff lately.

(Plays "Taps" imitating trumpet sound through pursed lips.)

It was many years before I realized "Mr. Popeil" is a B-52s song that isn't a B-52s song.

I’m a 47-year-old White man with an MA and I love Elvis.

So Baldwin and Carville are replicants? I knew it all along!

https://www.theonion.com/christ-article-a-video-1819595653

“Go through the vast world and go... ‘Let’s just make a really good movie and not a universe, and see what happens.’”

Deep Roy makes everything better.

I like how you made your voice do a cash register “ka-ching” sound when you said that.

I’m OK with that.

[Citizen Kane clapping GIF]

This is where I need a GIF of Riker turning to the camera and grinning.

I mooted him too here, and yeah - even his essays have never hinted at any particular conservatism, as far as I can recall.

I’ve liked O’Rourke on “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” and have been meaning to look at some of his writing.

Michael J. Nelson? (Depends on your definitions of “brilliant” and “comedian”, I guess.)

Aha... well, listen, neighbor - I’ve been watching a LOT of “ST:TOS” lately, and the truth is honestly somewhere in the middle. :)

I thought Sectaurs were kinda cool. And I have a soft spot for Herself the Elf.

Seeing that Hulk’s teeth apparently grow too is just too much of a leap - takes me right out of the concept. Am I the only one?