“noisy, incoherent, brutally dumb, and almost studiously unfunny”

Yes, yes, very interesting. But what the HELL is going on in that photo?!?!?

As I think someone else here commented, that movie looks like a 14-year-old boy’s idea of what “adult” means.

As in all areas of life, children ruin EVERYTHING.

I mean this would fit right in with Thomas Friedman’s McDonald’s hypothesis, so... potential win?

More information than you probably wanted on this:

“MST3K” is an obvious one for me.

“trade in your car for a bicycle”

See, with language like that, you MIGHT be part of the problem.

Oh, I have SO been that guy!

“Today on ‘Awful Crafts’...”

I thought he was an animated pile of sunburn peelings and sanded-off callouses?

Oh, I can do it! But I have a little music training. Not everyone does, even if they can still clap a beat at a show.

Naw, it doesn’t make you a dumbass. I think it’s just one of those cases of someone who writes about something they love thinking everyone else knows as much as they do. :)

“A bit of audience etiquette and extremely elemental music theory: Do not clap on the one and three.”

You know how sometimes you didn’t even know you wanted a thing until someone suggested it... ?

I didn’t think it was possible for Katy Perry to get any more awful, but here we are.

“... a bearded Oscar the Grouch.”

I have never seen “Part of Five” and always assumed Jennifer Love Hewitt had always been in the cast, playing a member of the eponymous “party”.

Capnnnmm Mrrrcuuh.