(Unzips.)

What do YOU masturbate to?!?

Travis Richey, the actor who played Inspector Spacetime on “Community”, did try getting a series going, but lack of interest by official entities, then ensuing legal threats, quashed it.

He did start a web series. From what I saw, it was well-crafted, but so close to actual “Doctor Who”, I was kind of like, “enh”.

“MILF Island” would be required viewing for me.

I feel... PRIVATE.

WE are Groot.

Since moving to New Orleans I basically just listen to WWOZ for music.

“Pussy Meteor” would be an excellent name for a band.

Treme is a neighborhood in New Orleans - not a nickname for the city. I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I guess Jensen Ackles is doing well on “Supernatural”, but he moved out of “Smallville” early too.

Their whole obsession with that skinny guy nailed to a cross? That’s some fucked-up shit.

Goddam you for making me laugh at that.

1. His comments don’t seem “half-baked” at all to me.

A little while back I watched “The Crow” for the first time in probably 20 years, along with my girlfriend, who had never seen it.

We agreed that it still works – especially if (as Breihan says) you take it as a fable, and it certainly has the feel of a dark, dark urban fairy tale. Things don’t really have to make…

Jaxxon is awesome and if you insist on omitting him then you HATE JOY.

I wondered that too. And I always thought right before that he said “You fuckin’ losers!”, but close captioning suggests it may actually be “buncha”.

“Sheena” managed to show us most of Tanya Roberts in one memorable scene.

You never know. 😉

Confession: I once snuck a Subway sandwich and a 29 oz diet cola into “The Dark Knight Rises” in my pant legs. NOT ASHAMED.

Sorry - my reply was a tad snarky.