... no.

I worked at a theater in the 90s that had a concession cart.

“Givesa whole new meaning to the name ‘Love Canal’! Hoo boy!”

Mayonnaise.

No Jet Jaguar?!?

It will probably be moderately entertaining, which is the best we can hope for from most mainstream movies these days.

“I’M KING OF WAKANDA!!!”

IIIIIIIIIIIII think you’re taking this way more seriously than it was intended, neighbor. ;)

So you’ll allow that eating a Hostess cupcake is the pastry equivalent of having one’s testicles stomped?

“Townsend undercuts these [jokes] with even more hackneyed moments of solemnity.”

If your go-to cupcake is a Hostess cupcake, then you clearly do not enjoy cupcakes.

Why do you hate joy?

Stupid sexy Popeye!

I TOLD my girlfriend to stop listening to this clown!

Mmm, steamed hams.

“all-staff recording of the musical ‘Rent’”

Yeah - the other two are just weird, but that’s kinda fucked-up.

“don’t particularly care for ice cream”

*thou hast

“Why, Ser Poppin-Fresh, though hast outdone thyself! I shall grant thee a boon.”