I make a mean Patty melt, and for the right price will dress as Nigella Lawson.

We cannoli hope.

That's a valid read, but different from people who exclaimed "He's talking to a chair, folks!" as if it were a sign of dementia or something.

See, I just rolled with the chair bit - he was pretty clearly just using a common dramatic device.

Well, Hanks recently betrayed conservative America by showing his liberal stripes hadn't faded.

Hey, they're filming at least some this here in Atlanta. Maybe I'll get to work on it and can report back on any on-set antics I witness.

I'm from Rochester, and Moxy Fruvous had (have?) a huge cult following there, especially among my U of R and RIT friends.

I've seen Meat Loaf and Rasputina three times each.

From now on, that's my word for anything that Trump does. PREDISENTIAL.

(Glares menacingly)

Wiggity-wiggity - Kermie's in the house!

Just sit on the toilet!

Ooh, that would be awesome.

She was also really good in "Beloved".

Right? That cute little chin!

Yeah, pretty solid. Though the trio from the '04 TV movie were also good.

That was "A Wind in the Door", and it was a cherubim.

Spoilers for a 54-year-old novel, GH!

Trump is the Darkness!

HI-YO!!!