No… no, this is pretty easy, really.

"Someday I may ask you for a favor. That day may never come."

Are you kidding? I WADED into that shit. NOT SEXY.

PEENO NOIR

As a cultural anthropologist, I work with living human subjects, and directly sexulating with them would be a big no-no.

Oh, I could make jokes about it: "I drive my steel-hard auger into the moist, yielding surface until I achieve my goal."

I never did find a way to effectively sexualize wetland surveying and permitting.

I use my clippers, with the lowest guard, on my underarms and pubic area. But I also strategically use a razor down there because for some ungodly reason I have hairs growing right on the goddam shaft.

The difficulty lies in the fact that White Nationalist alpha male bullshit is so ludicrous it's hard to do a parody that doesn't read like the real thing.

You're into some freaky shit, JWMS.

Wait - what? Only a two-year age difference?

And now I can die.

It was, and I found the cast, style, and tone really intriguing. But it was also the shortest-lived. :/

Oh, Lake Bell! Oh, my heart! It's just a shame her character was so poorly written.

In a sudden collision, that Panera loyalty card you shoved in your glove box three years ago could become a deadly missile.

"Threshold", with, among others, Peter Dinklage.

Glad to hear this. I don't know them, I don't tend to follow celebrity personal news, but MAN that's gotta be tough.

It was a dark time. I don't know how we got through it. I mean, I was well into college before I knew what a reverse cowgirl was.

I don't know what they want, I have no interest in caring for them, and I just want them to go away.

… or a restaurant table?