This would have been a hilarious corporate April Fools joke product commercial. 

Anyone who wants to buy this has a scat fetish, guaranteed. Fuckin robot squatting over your cup and shitting out coffee for you, what idiot designed this?

Yeah I would have gotten arrested that day - I have always wanted to try a door slide - and that would have been the day. sure i would would have given it more than ab hour - but at hour 3... in coach as a 6 foot 6 inch tall person.. yeah im out.

Flightaware shows it was a 757 too (so none of the planes in the header image). There had to be some air since the plane was planned to fly at 35000', and it can’t pressurize without packs - the same things that provide AC. I normally stop short of blaming the crew, but it’s tough to imagine why the Captain didn’t…

There’s an update to the story. The city auditor is looking into the tree trimming because it was not sanctioned (the trees are under city control.) The trimming was more severe than it has ever been and the wrong time of year. There is no required permit on file to do it privately and the city itself did not do it.

Surely this is the wrong way to go about things, if I learnt anything from Moonraker is that there should be a conference room under the engines.

thousands of gallons

I’m NOT a Musk defender

The two officers involved have been given a paid vacation for the homicide they committed, the report says. Truth.

Japan has a history of killing dolphins for their obsolete whaling industry.  So good on the dolphins.

So it begins...

I expect the Republican Party to stand up — stand up and do something about it

Anyone else still on the fence as to where Republican loyalties lie? B/c it’s not w/ America.

i’m sure that pig went home and punched his wife a few times too

America. The world’s Florida.

Hey Clarence

This is one of the most fascinating bots on the site.

If more people voted blue, the republicans wouldn’t stand a chance. That’s why they are trying to get rid of voting for everyone except rich “straight” white dudes.

Don’t you have anything better to do Russian troll? Maybe drink a bottle of vodka, go to the front line of the war zone, get shot in the face?

Sure, I know it’s a reliable Toyota and it’s got a decent 0-60 time, but putting a bunch of aero-trim on a Camry makes it about as cool as one of these: