No, the most beautiful words in the English language are, “Trump sentenced to life in prison without parole”.

Campaign finance fraud is a nice appetizer. I’m waiting for the main course of treasonous insurrection with official secrets act violations for dessert.

Trump already scripted the scene, but they should negotiate a safe word anyway; cops are somewhat notorious for blowing past stated hard limits.

Damn, Alvin Bragg Jr. is now the boldest and baddest Black man in America today! Dude’s just indicted the leader of America’s largest white supremacy cult.

Fuck all that shit, perp walk 100%.  Shame this man.  

Uh, yes, people did (unwillingly) give you your wealth! I could make a gazillion dollars too if I kept wages horrifically low, busted unions, hired fewer workers to cover back to back shifts, and dodged taxes and regulations! All the money you didn't pay in fair business practices went into your pocket. 

FUCKIN’ FINALLY!

No one who would vote for this asshole will care about these allegations and no amount of evidence will change their minds. The GQP only cares about “owning the libs” and making life as immeasurably cruel as possible to everyone who isn’t a straight white man.

The punchline about getting an affluent white woman to own up to anything would have landed a lot better if it seemed like Paltrow was at fault.

Or maybe, just MAYBE, he actually is at fault here? There isn’t much to go on, and chat messages uncovered during discovery directly confirm that unlike their sworn testimony, Sanderson and the only eyewitness (who knows him) were ABSOLUTELY aware that Paltrow was the other party in the crash at the time it happened.

“We’re not gonna fix it” is a quote that should become an albatross around the entire party’s neck.

“As a Christian”...

What a pathetic fucking slug.

Maybe if all the women, gay, trans and black/brown people started open carrying, guns will finally become woke and Republicans will ban guns like they ban books?

You guys at Jalopnik kept trying to cram it down our throats, saying it was “gorgeous” and beautiful and all sorts of positive claims.

Jezebel’s insane hatred of this man continues, thankfully no one who isn’t being paid for it agrees

“The plane eventually landed without incident back in Las Vegas. An alternate crew took over from there, and the flight to Columbus was put back on track.”

Since articles never seem to point it out, perhaps for fear of being sued: Scientologists literally, literally, LITERALLY believe that spaceships came to earth hundreds of millions of years ago, and that’s the least stupid thing they believe.

This time - make it so you can see out. 

Your mechanic has *never* seen a Tesla, lets be honest here.