Go full originalist and state that only “Arms” available at the writing of the constitution can be legally held. 

God FORBID somebody politicizes guns. It’s not like Republicans ever campaign on the largely made-up idea that Democrats want to repeal the 2nd Amendment and take your guns away. It’s not like they need to be holding, if not firing, the biggest gun they can find in every fucking campaign ad.

You need liability insurance to drive your car. I see no reason why we shouldn’t have that for guns.

Especially since the founding fathers recognized “Bearing arms” as serving in the military/a militia.   Hunting with a rifle was not always considered “bearing arms”.

And this is why I drive around with a “Beto for Texas” sticker on my car in Dallas and routinely get the bird from my “neighbors.” My southern politeness hates incivility, but damn, he is right and I am glad he has the guts to speak out to the horrible humans sitting on that stage. My fellow Texans just chose that…

Good for Beto. Abbott is a proud member of the GOP Death Cult.

I’m sorry to say this, but Beto is wrong in this case.

They didn’t choose to do “nothing”. THEY KEEP CHOSING TO ACTIVELY MAKE IT WORSE.

Another Protip:  When you see a Tesla going downhill, ram them in the ass and keep your brodozer on their bumper to help them regen more energy through braking.

Protip: when your Tesla is at the top of a hill fill the trunks with the heaviest rocks you can find and unload them at the bottom for a free charge.

Nothing will hide those hideous giant kidney grills.

It’s easy to laugh at these idiots, but they vote more reliably than many of my fellow lefties who seem to forget that there are elections every year, and for offices other than POTUS.

One of the most incredible “shoot oneself in the foot” self-owns in sporting history. Those early- and mid-90s... Fittipaldi! Villenueve! Mansell!!! And TG just threw it all away.

the Commanders are being investigated by the House Oversight Committee, the Federal Trade Commission and the Virginia attorney general for potentially cooking the team’s financials to hide revenue that might have needed to be shared with the NFL’s other owners.

My favorite thing was hearing Andrew Craig talking the death of the great American race in his English accent. The whole thing was just a mess. Plus it gave rise to NASCAR becoming more popular.

Who coulda thought throwing a big bunch of paranoid sociopaths into one single pot and letting them simmer and stir themselves would be a bad idea?!

What do they even stand for? What are they trying to accomplish?

No, just own it. You did say that to minimize the issue, you heartless troll.

And they’ll outnumber us because they’ve made it illegal for everyone else to vote them out.

Well the pandemic is not over yet...

We’ve had 150+ years of living with trains, more than long enough for the basic “don’t fuck with a train” knowledge to be a steadfast part of common culture. I say this as someone who used to hop on & off a very slow moving train to get to work in the mornings. I knew it was stupid, but even I was smart enough to jump…